Boo-ze and Chill: The “Whisky Dick” Ice Mold That’s Hauntingly Hilarious This Halloween
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Boo-ze and Chill: The “Whisky Dick” Ice Mold That’s Hauntingly Hilarious This Halloween 🎃
Halloween is the season for tricks, treats, and... unexpected shapes in your cocktail glass.
Introducing the Whisky Dick Silicone Ice Mold, the only ice chiller that’s equal parts functional, filthy, and frightfully funny.
Because let’s face it — sometimes, size does matter.
Meet the Ice That Raises the Bar (and a Few Eyebrows)
This Halloween, skip the boring cubes. The Whisky Dick mold creates a full-bodied, unmistakably phallic ice cube that keeps your whiskey colder, longer, and infinitely more memorable.
Pop one in your favorite glass, pour your drink, and prepare for the awkward silence before the laughter. It’s not just an ice breaker — it’s a party starter from the underworld.
Perfect for:
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Bachelorette parties
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Bachelor parties
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Halloween house parties
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Questionable life choices
Frightfully Functional, Wickedly Funny
Each set includes:
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2 premium, food-grade silicone molds
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A guarantee of giggles, double takes, and wildly inappropriate selfies
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Dishwasher safe, freezer ready, and 100% party approved
Freezer safe? ✅
Dishwasher friendly? ✅
Bedroom optional? 👀 We’re not judging.
Why It’s a Halloween Must-Have
Forget boring skull-shaped ice cubes — the Whisky Dick mold turns your drink into a legend. Whether you’re pouring whiskey, rum, or a “Bloody Mary with benefits,” this ice chiller keeps your drink cold while heating up the conversation.
It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s the perfect prop for your spooky soirée. Just imagine the faces when your guests realize what’s floating in their glass.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause excessive laughter, sudden photo ops, and the urge to make pun-filled toasts. Proceed with irresponsibility.
How to Use Your Whisky Dick Mold
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Fill the mold with water (or juice, for extra color).
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Freeze overnight until your creation is rock hard.
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Pop it out gently (you’ll know what we mean).
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Drop it into your glass and watch jaws drop.
For a Halloween twist, try using orange juice or cranberry mix — your monster mash will never be the same.
Perfect for the Spirits (and the Spirit of Halloween)
No potion or poison deserves to go warm. With Whisky Dick, your cocktails will stay colder than a witch’s heart — and twice as entertaining.
It’s a must-have for:
🦇 Halloween parties
🕸️ Spooky get-togethers
🧛 Gag gifts for your boo
🎃 Anyone who believes in equal parts chills and chuckles
Final Word: The Ice That Slays
This Halloween, give your cocktails a chilling twist that’s impossible to ignore.
Whether you’re the ghost with the most or the host doing the most, the Whisky Dick Silicone Ice Mold is your ticket to legendary laughs — and dangerously cold drinks.
👉 Order yours before the witching hour and make your Halloween hard to forget.